Photo 18 Apr 31 notes rodack:

i wonder how many people ive scared off with this description

rodack:

i wonder how many people ive scared off with this description

Photo 18 Apr 125,834 notes faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.


homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

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Video 18 Apr 203,099 notes

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Photo 18 Apr 191,140 notes thatfunnyblog:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

thatfunnyblog:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

Text 18 Apr 160 notes

shovel2:

i drank half a beer 2 months ago and i’m still drunk off my ass

Photo 18 Apr 74,853 notes goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

Video 18 Apr 10,316 notes

grawly:

captainsnoop:

I may have overdone things a bit

jesus christ

Photo 18 Apr 9,913 notes 420official:

yeah but see theres no way porygon is written in java. its speed stat is too high

420official:

yeah but see theres no way porygon is written in java. its speed stat is too high

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Photo 18 Apr 1,966 notes 64px:

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64px:

Reptilian Annunaki Seraphim Archons Nephilim Cherubim Rephaim Elohim Anakim Zazzummin The Watchers Giants Brotherhood Of The Snake Grigori Sons Of God - Angels Or Demons Serpent Dragon Snake Brothers Grey Draconian Serpentine Species Beast Draco Summerian Planet X Satanism Nagas Reptoid ShapeShifter 2012 Nibiru Nergal Sharrapu Djinn Fire-God Satan-Shaytaan Draco Commanders Reptilian Royalty Mind Masters Lower Astral Reptilian White Scaled Dracos Devil Reptilian-Hybrids 4D Reps Insectoid Species Hive Mind Collective Babylonian Reptoid Mothmen Gargoyle Reptilian Rulers Montauk Reptilian Base

Photo 18 Apr 202,093 notes zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common


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