my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
I hate cops. I don’t trust cops.
I don’t care if you’re uncle is a cop.
Fuck your uncle, I hate him too.
ask not what you can do for your country, ask what’s for lunch